WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Yell at a puppy.