when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
I want to give you hickies where only you and I can see
they should add ‘most likely to screenshot your snapchat’ on the yearbook